Smile!

Working-Class Wisdom

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. –George Burns

No Smoking

A man asked a nun if she was permitted to smoke. “No,” she replied. “One habit is enough.”-Unknown

Walk Before You Talk

Before criticizing a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you’re a mile away and you’ve got his shoes. - Unknown